A Joke
A librarian walks into her mother's house and offers her take on the shortage of bookshelves.
"You have too many books. I think you're a hoarder."
A librarian!?!
Someone with a Master's Degree in the tending of books. Oh, sharper than a serpent's tooth...

Hey, I watch "Hoarders." I'm not a hoarder. The word is bibliophile...