Bait and Switch?
Today's big excitement at work (besides having my spousal unit skullking about while installing a new computer at the front desk - a feast of St. Isidore act of mercy) was the continued comedy of the callers who have misread the parish website and/or our local newspaper advertisement and think the Pope is coming to our parish.

Maybe I'll stammer a bit with the next caller and say, "Mmmm...I don't know...you probably should come to church. Just in case...Right...?"