Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Taking a cue from Christina Aguilera...
Ellyn plans table talk for Thanksgiving dinner. In the interest of peace and the greater good.

“Banned subjects included the cake, the rings, entertainment, speeches, food, the venue and other guests. As for the dress, nothing about the train, cut, colour, designer or material can be revealed.” Also...the shower, the gifts, Ellyn’s shoes, what anyone wants for Christmas, family members not present at the table, the people to your immediate right or left and any veins and tendons in the turkey (real or perceived.) That should do it.

Later, backed by her band, she launched into "Lady Marmalade."
"Everybody went nuts," a spy tells us.

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-- Michelangelo, quoted in Vasari's Lives of the Artists

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(not all the same child)
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