You won’t find this on TMZ.com
Video Meliora... throws open a meme in which we should reveal 8 factoids - amusin, I presume - about ourselves.

1) My maternal grandmother and grandmfather were both born “Smith.” So I’m 50% Smith!

2) I had my galbladder removed when I was 15 years old. (maybe that’s a Smith thing.)

3) Every school I have ever attended (K thru College!) has been turned into a condo. Well, except for the one building that was made into a senior center.

4) I once licked a hot frying pan. (Suddenly I have deja vu...I may have done this before. Or I have an obsessive need to tell people about this youthful indiscretion. What can I say? I was a literalist. My mother said not to lay a hand on the pan...)

5)I have to sleep with the shades open. Waking up in an artificially dimmed room leaves me with a ‘blue’ feeling all day.

6) Cups and glasses too close to a table’s edge make me crazy. I make my family crazy.

7) I’ve always been overly concerned about my teeth.
Having a daughter who married a dentist hasn’t helped. But he is sweet and patient with my paranoid questions.

8) I’ve birthed children in 3 decades. (alas, only in the 20th century.)