Housekeeping Hint!
Do you find your skeleton difficult to dust? Have you failed to convince your spouse that you need a bigger skeleton - one whose petite floating ribs, carpals, etc won't snag the dust cloth? Have you waited so long to clean him (the skeleton, not the husband) up that compressed air from a can won't do the trick?

Then let me suggest....
1) Stand him in the kitchen sink.
2) Spray liberally with all-purpose spray cleaner.
3) Let stand 5 minutes.
4) Gently rinse with sink sprayer. (Be careful...if you spray too vigorously the top of the cranium will come off and you'll have to fish it out of the garbage disposal.)
5) Air dry.

Wasn't that easy?