We've been watching a little too much "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." And quoting it copiously. For perspective, I guess. Just give me a while and I can craft a Christmas story far funnier than that of the Griswold's. We just need to get settled a bit. Catch my breath. And then there will be a Christmas story that proves truth is funnier (and happier) than fiction.
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| von Huben Family Christmas 2013 - The Same; but Different |
"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
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