Sunday, December 29, 2013

Just Give Me a While...

"WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell."

We've been watching a little too much "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." And quoting it copiously.  For perspective, I guess.  Just give me a while and I can craft a Christmas story far funnier than that of the Griswold's.  We just need to get settled a bit.  Catch my breath.  And then there will be a Christmas story that proves truth is funnier (and happier) than fiction.

von Huben Family Christmas 2013 - The Same; but Different

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."

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-- Michelangelo, quoted in Vasari's Lives of the Artists

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Yes, three jade ribbons. 15 Years!
(not all the same child)
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