I Do Not Care Much for Turtle Soup...
Now that the turkey has been relocated, we must have a new animal realm crisis upon which to focus. Don't look at me.

The wildlife center curator thinks they may have pedaled on down the road. I think.

At about the same time that Mr. Carmichael noticed the turtles were missing, he also realized that a new Trek mountain bike was stolen off his front porch (he lives on the grounds). Again, he’s careful not to jump to the conclusion that these instances are related.