I'm not saying I'm particularly impressed by celebrity funerals.
And I'm not saying I'm not. I don't really have much to say beyond a certain self-interested relief that comes with such chaos passing our parish by.
On the other hand... I sorta wish I had gone with my impulse to dash over to CVS yesterday on a cashews and Gatorade run. Just on the off chance I'd see... whoever. (And I don't mean Vince Vaughn. Nobody in this town is too terribly impressed with Vince Vaughn.)