But Wait!
Science has named what's ailing me...
And if they want my input, I think it should be called TED (really pTED...you know, a silent P).

"Imagine, if you will, the inevitable ads: "Think it's just bitterness from job loss, foreclosure on your home, or that nonexistent pension for which you've been saving all your working years? It may be 'post-traumatic embitterment disorder,' a mental illness that some doctors think is due to a chemical imbalance . . "