Our Totemic Christmas Customs - Christmas Yet to Come

Behold! A most cherished gift and addition to our Christmas decor. But perhaps a bit lacking in the gris gris - juju - tschotschke department. So on this last day of Christmas, I ask for any and all suggestions on how this all too subdued and tasteful wreath can be brought in line with our family aesthetic. No Precious Moments, Praying Santas, fallout from other holidays, double-entendres or any incendiary materials (literally or figuratively), please!