Wham!
Village and Township now want Armenian Church records from George Michael. (In these here parts, the George Michael. I get them confused. Our George Michael does not appear to have a history of falling asleep at stoplights. As far as I know.)

The Revenue Department approved Michael's request on the basis of sworn affidavits, copies of weekly church bulletins and other information that supported his contention he had converted his home into a church in 2007, a department spokesman said."

So, I'm wondering if his church sells advertising in its bulletins. And has Mr. Michael (the Rev. Mr. Michael?) been invited to join the local monthly 'Ministerium' meetings? When would be his turn to host? His church does have some great amenities.