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'Clean enough': The new standard for housekeeping
"No crumbs visible around the toaster, it stipulates; just don't look under the toaster. The tub isn't grimy, but it doesn't gleam either, which is why God invented shower curtains. And you could knit a scarf with what's behind the refrigerator."
I like Clean Enough. Because it gives one so much latitude in definition.
Knit a scarf? I could build a new dog...