Doh!
Eau de Play-Doh. The little jury in my brain came back quickly with the verdict on this one.

Out in time for Mother's Day, the 1-ounce, spray bottle fragrance is meant for 'highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood.'

Gross. If I want a scent reminiscent of childhood I'll spritz a little Chanel No. 5 or White Shoulders, just like when I would play with my mom's perfume bottles. Not that I don't like Play-Doh. I just don't want to smell like I've been rolling around in it.

Kind of makes me think of the time when my college roommate had some Play-Doh for a Psych. project. Before a night on the town (before mind you!) a guy she was going out with opened a can and ate some to "see if it still tasted the same." And then said that he presumed it was still non-toxic. She should have received extra credit just for going on a date with this guy. The guy was from Highland Park and had the same name as a famous movie director from Highland Park. I wonder sometimes...