The Night the Bed Fell
A teachable moment.
Dear, unassuming Chuck, old enough to vote in this year's Presidential election, finally has moved into a bed that does not remind his mother of Abe Lincoln every time she sees his feet dangling over the end. When asked about his first night in a decent, full length bed, he said it was great – "until the bed fell."

The repair of the bed was left up to the fellows, while I ran to the bookshelf to use this as the perfect moment to introduce a little more Thurber into their lives. What? You guys never read, "The Night the Bed Fell?"

Here we had the perfect tie-in…