The Missing Link...
and/or another marker of literary success that I have not achieved. Even Dorothy Parker had a tattoo. A star, supposedly. So I’ll take three.

Where to go? North Chicago, next to our countries largest naval base, would seem like a likely locale. They have only one tattoo parlor. Boring old up-scale Libertyville has three.
So do I queue up with the sailors or the soccer moms? Or maybe just keep it on my “to do” list.