The Odor of Sanctity is Not for Sale.
You know, you have to get it the old fashioned way - you have to earn it. Today I read about a new perfume that is supposed to help one get in touch with one’s spiritual side. Sounds like it has quite a top-note of snakeoil about it. And for $80? Whoa.

Would be better and cheaper to pray for true sanctity. And as a fall-back measure, I would endorse Tea Rose by the Perfumer’s Workshop as much cheaper and quite efficacious. Someone told me I smelled like Padre Pio’s glove. I’m sure she meant it as a compliment.