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Not ready for bed yet. Waiting for the ibuprofen to kick in. Needless to say, I won’t be kneeling to pray my rosary. Can’t wait to see how I feel in the morning. It wouldn’t be a good day to take off of work. And why stay home when I don’t feel like doing anything? My unctuous phone persona is intact, so I am work-worthy.

I have some writing I want to do, but everything comes out nasty and sarcastic. Maybe just sleep would be better. I can rest easy knowing the crap journalism category is being ably covered by Christopher Hitchens. Vanity Fair pays him to write what? I don’t even want to discuss his latest column. Not here. Not now. Probably never.