And where was this......
last Wednesday when our maintenance man said that the bottle lights for the Advent wreath were too big?

Courtesy of The Curt Jester.
And I was late getting home from work while I called the distributor, who was polite, though I’m sure he thought I was nuts. Luckily, the maintenance man is clever and resourceful and he made them fit. Today he tells me they were off by 3/16” of an inch. I don’t think that’s an intolerable tolerance? Or is it? Oh, well. At the moment we could have used a virtual wreath. I’ve been told by our distributor that bottle lights are bottle lights. Period. (This is filed under church emergency/not life or death. The kind that is hard to explain to my family.)