I am NOT a sociopath.

Really.
Claim:   A one-item psych test will reveal the psychopaths in your life.
Status:   False.
So over lunch at work yesterday I was the only one to give the ‘sociopathic’ answer. I’m glad this is an urban myth. It was starting to bother me. (If I were a sociopath, would I be bothered? I don’t think so.) Next time one of the fathers tells a joke, I won’t be so quick to pipe up with the goofy, obvious answer. Really.