Almost famous!
or
“Sort of makes you want to treat me with more respect, doesn't it?”

I never was a soccer mom, hippie, sorority girl or just about any other famous demographic. But ABC News (which shouldn’t have been on during dinner if I were part of the diligent mom sub-group) named me - and quite a few of you, too - as Persons of the Week.

You're an absolute mess! Just look at yourself!.....
......On the contraire. I didn't think I looked that good.