We have a winner!

By opening our absurd back-to-school supply list contest to post-graduate and doctoral students we approach new levels of excitement in the pursuit of all things necessary. The winner: Embot’s fiance, ‘Big’ Ed C. His winning item? One quart of human teeth (all sorts; not just wisdom) for his first semester of dental school. Now that’s something you don’t see folks hunting for at Wal-Mart.