"Late Nite Catechism" takes on The Da Vinci Code....from the Chicago Tribune.
Sister, did what any 1950s-era nun would have done in such a case:

"I'd say, `Mister, when you went to the library or the bookstore for that book, what section did you find it in?' "And he'd sheepishly say, `Fiction.'

"And I'd go to the blackboard and write, `F-I-C-T-I-O-N.'"

That's still Shadrake's response - she has since read the book - and it's the response that the other actresses have adopted as well. It's simple. It's clean. And it certainly fits the character.