Eeeew.
With just a few minutes of lip locking, hip wiggling and thigh stroking, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera set the bar sky high for all of the performers at this year's MTV Video Music Awards.

I was at work. Rick and the kids were watching the new Lord of the Rings DVD. So we were spared this debacle.

Someday Britney and Christina can cop to the “I was young, stupid and ambitious” plea. Madonna is running out of excuses. And where does she go from here? Ritual disembowelment? She's done just about everything else.