Where will it stop?
An airline passenger has complained to U.S. authorities that a government baggage screener left a note in his suitcase criticizing his lack of patriotism after finding a "No Iraq War" sign inside his bag.

I really don’t mind the concept of people going through my luggage.
But I don’t want to return home to some surprise notes........
“Treat yourself to some new underwear.”
“Does your mother know you dress like that?”
“Maybe you’d be happier with a whitening toothpaste.”