There must be a mistake somewhere........
While paying little attention to the sports news on TV, my eye was caught by a caption under a picture of a sports player (baseball, perhaps?). This Colon Smells Good. The point must have been that his name is pronounced the same way as cologne and that he holds some sort of promise for the Chicago sports world. To those who don't follow these things, it looked like a freak of nature. Should a colon smell good? I doubt it. Who thinks of these captions? Does anyone double check?