Licked the frying pan again........
Couldn’t just believe Dr. Laura when she mentioned all the perversity rampant on college campuses and even younger venues. I had to look......And she was right. Columbia University does have a very complete website to answer just about any question a teen might have. (And it’s named after a popular teen book, so kid’s doing a Google search find this first before they can find a synopsis or any other ‘homework’ helpers.) Including how to properly clean your cat o’nine tails. And if you’re really concerned they refer you to a nice BDSM club right there at Columbia so you can meet like minded scholars. And I thought I led a decadent college life because I learned to mix a really good gin and tonic. Which I could probably use right now, except that it is 6:30am on a school day, mothers just shouldn’t do that, and I haven’t bought a bottle of gin in 20 years. [Note to Em: Don’t e-mail me to remind me about Angelo’s drive-thru Liquors just a few blocks away. It’s snowing again and I don’t think I’ll even make it to Mass this am, let alone drive out for a fifth of gin in my nightgown....]

Why did I look at this? Right now I’m making that blecchhy noise Lucy made when she accidentally kissed Snoopy while bobbing for apples.