"It is incredibly difficult to kill maggots," begins one, before ticking off a long list of things that don't work: bleach, bug spray, salt, hydrochloric acid, dropping them in a bucket of water ... "Let them progress through their life cycle," it concludes. "Flies are easier to get rid of." "

Today’s Trib profiles my county’s blogging coroner. Makes “blogging mom/church secretary” look pretty tame.
Interesting blog which I’ve bookmarked. Don’t think I’d want him to blogroll me, though. Just superstitious…don’t want the coroner to know I exist. As if that would make a difference.

If you are buried from my church, I am the person who will put your name in the death register. Please don’t avoid me at parties because of this. There is only one name that I know I won’t enter. Mine. (I would if I could…call me a control freak. Would it be possible to enter myself and leave the dates open? Bad practice. And certainly lacking in humility.)