For the record...
I am appalled by all this NFL/dog fighting news. I don’t quite understand all of it, but how much do I need to know?

I have difficulty understanding a human desire to watch animals fight each other to the death. Human fighting is puzzling, too, but I just don’t come from a family that was big on pugilism.

Now that I have made that disclaimer, I must admit that every time I hear the news about the dogfights I am reminded of a favorite moment from pitifully short-lived Arrested Development. Anybody remember Boyfights? In reality it would be horrible. As a sitcom device it is hilarious.
He also believed footage of the tussles would be a big hit in the burgeoning home video market. He soon franchised the concept with such titles as: Boyfights: A Day In the Life of American Boys” “plus Baby Buster in I Don’t Want To Go To Bed.”; “Boys Will Be Boys” “Boyfights 2” “plus Baby Buster in Too Old To Breastfeed”; “A Boyfights Cookout” “featuring: Run For Your Life!” “plus baby buster in A Fifth Grader Wets His Bed”; and “Backseat Boyfights: The Trip To Uncle Jack’s 70th” “plus Crybaby Buster in I Don’t Want To Be On This Tape!”

Or maybe I’m just thinking of another way to supplement our income. Outside of whacking each other over the head with noodles there are not any noteworthy boyfights. But a family with four girls (including Irish twins) is treasury of Girlfights!
Girlfights
Girlfights 2 - She Started It
Baby Bridget in I Don’t Want to go to School
Backseat Girlfights: No, Were Not There Yet
Baby Bridget is Too Old...

nevermind.