- Damask Duct Tape. The need will arise. Be ready. I am.
- Toothpaste. It can bleach your clothes. (Plain ol' non-whitening, gingivitis discouraging toothpaste.) If you get a big blob of it on a new shirt, don't just dab it with a baby wipe, toss it on a chair when you decide to change and then go back to wash it two weeks later. You will be sorry. I was.
- Dust. You can't win. Turn your efforts elsewhere. Since the temperature has taken a downturn and you have to scuttle your plans to pack away your fluffy winter comforter why not just crawl under it and take a nap. I will.
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