I'm Not Saying I Would...
In fact, I have met my two-day vacation objective of filling one bag of books to donate to the Friends of the Library Sale.  (Please don't let me accidentally repurchase them this September)  But, if I found myself at Modern Tattoo some night (everybody gets tattoos at night, right?) this would come to mind.   Especially if I thought a spite-tattoo in response to my husband's comments about the books being out of control was a reasonable to thing to get.  Although you could buy a lot of books with the money spent on a tattoo... Or at least a new bookcase.