A New World's Record!!!
1:35pm CST, Wednesday, September 16
Receipt of request* by altar server parent and Extraordinary Minister of Holy Communion for 4:00pm Mass in the church on Christmas Eve.

* I don't even think it could be called a request. It was an announcement. "We plan to be in the church at 4:00pm..." Well, la de frickin' da; so does everyone else.

A lovely nun sent me a 220g chocolate bar with hazelnuts which I am about to turn to for solace.