Actually, I am Working on a Round the Table Proust Questionnaire.
To be brought out when going around the table and naming something for which we are thankful starts to deteriorate.

The fine minds at First Things have taken a page from my childhood book of tricks.*
“Dreading the Thanksgiving-dinner arguments on religion and politics? Resistance is futile. Just accept the inevitable and start them yourself.”

*I was an irritating child.