The Only Annual Collection for Retired Priests of the Archdiocese of Chicago
Talk about timing.
The envelopes, which also bear way too much of a resemblance to the Annual Cardinal’s Appeal envelopes and thereby will be overlooked by 95% of the people leaving Mass, do not have a line on which one can specify a specific priest whose retirement one would like to sponsor. Or expedite. Like, um, a ‘local’ media spectacle whose name could take the place of Marvin K. Mooney.

And maybe we could all chip in a little to buy him some green vestments, too.