A Cure for the Killer Tomato
Buy locally. Grow your own.
If this is too much trouble, may I suggest a way that you, too, can have the wonderful and safe tomatoes that my family is enjoying?
1) Time travel back to 1981 and have a baby girl.
2) Bear with her (and pray a lot!) during a trying adolescence.
3) Rejoice as she becomes a gem of an adult; appreciate her contributions to the family while she's still living at home
4) Encourage her when she takes up gardening as a hobby.
5) Kick back and enjoy the tomatoes. (Hint that you're anticipating more pico de gallo...)

And did I mention the extremely fresh broccoli?