Students vote on whether 5-year-old can stay in class
Early childhood education/Lord of the Flies.
Disturbing bedtime reading. Especially disturbing to any mother who has had a child with some school issues.

When I was in Kindergarten, there was a boy who always had a rather disturbing accretion of neon greenish ooze around his nostrils. If I had been asked, he would have been my first choice to be voted out. That is just one personal example why five-year-olds are under adult supervision. Supervision. By adults. Who act like adults.

Let's watch Spiders on Drugs one more time. Maybe it will help me forget...