...waitresses in orange hot pants, boots and black leather chaps handed out free shots of Jaegermeister.
Some clarification from Bridget:
1) She's a spokesmodel - not a waitress.
2) The shots weren't free.
3) Those were orange shorts, not hot pants.
4) The Trib reporter can't spell Jagermeister.

From the spokesmodel's mother:
1) The chaps over shorts made for an exceedingly well-covered look.
2) If I thought it would be Altamont revisited I would have strongly discouraged her from working at this event. (as in, if she didn't take our advice, I would have let the air out of her tires)
3) She does not give away liquor at these events. (Not much at home, either...)
4) The Trib reporter can't spell Jagermeister.

UPDATE: Dylan has elucidated the spelling for me. In absence of an umlaut, ae will fly. So I change my complaint to...The World's Greatest Newspaper can't scrape up some umlauts for the front page. Is it a budget thing? Like low-end movie houses that swap Os and 0s etc.?