In other news, Sammy Hagar has been excommunicated for not being able to drive 55.

The Curt Jester expands upon the Vatican’s “10 Commandments” for the road...

#5 (Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.) has always been a problem for me. Occasions of sin galore...from watching them off-load Ferraris at Lake Forest SportsCars to parking between a Bentley and a Jag at church. From the van that had to have its starter nudged from underneath with a long ax handle (not a pretty sight for anyone involved) to the bungee cord securing the Jeep’s driver’s side door. Envy, wrath. Probably all of your deadly sins.