Oooh fuuudge!
One last apropos Christmas movie quote for the time being.
Bridget said I could use her car today. The problem is that she locked the keys - the only set of keys - in the trunk before she could go anywhere last night. She had to find a ride to work this morning, from where she called to ask if we had any ideas about how to get into the trunk. Maternal charity keeps me from restating that she should have had an extra door key made. I understand not wanting to spend the big bucks on the ignition key with the microchip. But a two dollar door key? Hmmmm. So we may not go too far today.

I’m very surprised that I was not aware of this last night. I would suppose that when it happened she wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan.