Well, isn't that special?
or
Have you no sense of decency?
Ostensibly watching for news about the Holy Father’s trip to Turkey, I came across this vital information. Then I had made a clandestine check of celebrity news. (It’s like Chicago-style popcorn - disgusting and irresistible.) I was distracted by work issues and didn’t realize this was left on my monitor. I am hoping Fr. didn’t notice it when he came in to discuss the Christmas schedule. I don’t want “You’re fired!” to be the defining catchphrase of my week. I’ve learned my lesson.