....an all-out attempt to get someone, anyone out there, riled.
Madonna concert review: 'Even the bouncers looked scared
The phrase "She is More to be Pitied than Censured” is what comes to mind. A very funny review of an unintentionally funny concert. Offensive yes, but filled with hysterical, egotistical posturing. How sad.

I just wish I could find a way to make megabucks by having public tantrums. I’d have to draw the line at blasphemy and an “unnerving ability to bend (my) leg around the back of (my) head.”