Desiccated potato
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Desiccated potato
Is bound to be the very next phase
They call it arid tuber
(Quite rightly)...
I think it is ready. I have had a petrifying (but not putrifying) sweet potato - complete with thumb tack eyes - on my desk for some time. Why? Let’s just call it a VegiTale memento mori. I’m sure it has been there since August (Why? Because the Cardinal came to visit our parish in early September and I joked about getting the opportunity to introduce my little helper to him. Joked.) It is now almost perfectly dry. Light as a feather. No odor. All he needs is a name.