Maybe get a blister on your little finger...
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Really do love my job. But I’m wishing I had taken to heart the advice of my mother, father, primary school teachers, Mr. Steffen - the principal, and so on. They all told me I’d be sorry if I didn’t learn to hold a writing implement properly. OK...so I’m sorry. Two-thirds of the way through entering this year’s First Communicants and Confirmandi and my digits are killin’ me. I shall consider my ‘pencil bump’ a sign that I’m suffering for my art - just like a dancer with battered feet.