Lazy is as Lazy Does
or
What you get when you do your library shopping on the new acquisitions shelf.
Charming Your Way To the Top : Hollywood's Premier P.R. Executive Shows You How to Get Ahead
by Michael Levine
This will help me at work. Yeah...right.

Brand Hijack : Marketing Without Marketing
by Alex Wipperfurth
Interesting.

Schlock Value: Hollywood at Its Worst
by Richard Roeper
This is good. I would have eventually sought it out in the stacks.

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell: A Novel
by Susanna Clarke
Oh, what a ponderous novel. One must hold it with two hands. Not a good bed or beach read. I fear I will still be working on it when the beach opens.