Monday, December 27, 2004

Dear Bessie Beagle

If a woman named Brenda calls while I’m out, please ‘talk’ with her. She is going to help facilitate some open communication on the subject of the occasional puddles on the oriental rug. And let you know how very proud Daddy and I are that you haven’t eaten any ornaments this Christmas. Just prop the phone on the couch and press the button on the left. Don’t forget to hang-up when you are done.
I believe that Communication is Key to our relationships with our animal friends and that every relationship can become more rewarding if all parties understand each other. If you are in need of an animal communicator, please call us.

Hilarious link via Fr. Sibley.

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