If I Were a Bride...

Another reason I wouldn’t have that maudlin Billy Joel Just the Way You Are as my first dance. (I think it should be banned altogether. But that’s just my opinion. I just think it is about as deep as that I Love You song that Barney sings. And at least Barney isn’t going through wives faster than we get new cars. Unless his agent is just keeping it all hush-hush.)