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Holding a copy of "Anna Karenina" while searching for a breadless turkey sandwich in one of the busiest criminal courthouses in the nation, TV talk show host Oprah Winfrey seemed confident she would not be picked to be a juror Monday.
Don’t think I’d mind being a defendant in front of Oprah. There are a variety of buzz words guaranteed to get her sympathy. I could play her like a violin. The other 13 jurors would be another question. Not that I’m a criminal, or nothin’.
Although.....the breadless turkey sandwich thing concerns me. If they don’t sell turkey and vegies (AKA a turkey salad) couldn’t she just eat around the bread?
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