’Martha’ and The Best Week Ever

I know. The Best Week Ever is a VH1 trademark. I’d use that little trademark thingy if I could find it. Maybe HTML for Dummies has another way to do it, but first I need to grab Housekeeping for Dummies to help find HTML for Dummies.

So, let us continue....

Obviously, Martha Stewart is not having the best week ever. I am sure for a woman of her tastes 5 months in a minimum security prisong will be torture. I hope, after all appeals are exhausted, that she can, to quote my late father, “take it like a man” and “keep a stiff upper lip.” One question about the house arrest thing. Does she get to pick which house? Can she rotate between houses?

On the other hand, our Martha v. is having the best week ever. She passed her driving test yesterday and is back to the DMV to register the car (just a used POS that her aunt and uncle are giving her, but it may turn out to be the best looking vehicle in our driveway) that she will bring home at the end of the summer. She also had dinner in the city the other night (Billy Goat Tavern!) and got to see that big shiny bean thing.