D’oh

"I feel that same-sex marriages should be allowed because we all benefit when no one is excluded," said Robert Lerose, 44, a writer from Uniondale, N.Y.

If that wins the Great American Think-Off, then I should win the Pillsbury Bake-Off. Our skill levels are analagous.

And just who is speaking out for all of the unshod, un-shirted being excluded from commercial establishments across our land? Let no one be excluded. No one.