On Wisconsin!

On, Wisconsin! On, Wisconsin!
Grand old badger state!
We, thy loyal sons and daughters,
Hail thee, good and great.

Wisconsin may have been the place from which I was trying to escape as a youth. With nostalgic yet fairly objective hindsight, I see it as quite a nice place to grow up.

Can somebody explain to me the reason that when there is no more room in Hell.....the overflow shows up in Wisconsin? Sounds like the workings of a seventeen year-old mind which thinks Wisconsin is like, the worst place to be stuck. Like next to hell, dude.