When was the last time you...

1. ...went to the doctor? Last week.

2. ...went to the dentist? Last fall. (Autumn.....that is. That spill in the street spared the dentition.)

3. ...filled your gas tank? ? When it's a good week I put in $20 worth and see how far we'll go.

4. ...got enough sleep? 1978

5. ...backed up your computer? Huh? I leave that to the family techno-geeks. I'm going to have my own computer at work now. Had best schedule consultation with the techno-geeks.